I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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I had a submarine.... once

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