- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

here's a joke... the american education society

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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