- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

rent a cops

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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