- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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