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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

Women's professional sports

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

A seal walks into a club.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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