- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

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