Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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rawrrrrrrrrrrr

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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Penis

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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Anti Joke

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