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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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