- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

^ That's not even funny ^

I had a submarine.... once

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

What's one plus one? two.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

Smoke weed till i die nigga

How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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