- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

The Big Band Theory

AIDS

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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