- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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