What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

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Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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antijoke is the best website.

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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