A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

i'm hard

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

Obama = ebola

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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