Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

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Ms Leong Sux

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

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A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

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Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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