- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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