- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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