Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

batman farted so hes retarded

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

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Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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