- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

A fat guy!

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

A gay man watches football.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Men's rights

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

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