- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Sir, your wife is dead

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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