- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Fat? Jesse Z

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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