- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What's blue? The sky.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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