Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Anti Joke

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