- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

A guy at a baseball game....

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

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