- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

Tall asians

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Justin beiber's penis

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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