Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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