- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Your mother is so fat.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

How old are you? 7

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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