What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

you see theres this guy.

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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