A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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