- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

You had better thumbs up this post.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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