- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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