- Anti Joke

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

What's better than a stick? A stone

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.