My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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knock,knock you suck

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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