- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

How high is the sky? True or False

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

I love pissing people off :P

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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