- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

why did the zebra cross the road?

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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