- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

knock knock no no you go now i clean

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

like this or you will die at some point in your life

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

deez nuts

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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