- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

i'm hard

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

What do you do if there's a black guy bleeding on your lawn? Help Him

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

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