- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Sir, your wife is dead

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

nolan is gay

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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