- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

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