Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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