Sir, your wife is dead

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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Ms Leong Sux

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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