Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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penis in the camel

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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