Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Barack Obama is a good president.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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