- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

I love pissing people off :P

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

How high is the sky? True or False

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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