Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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I <3 Hitler

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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