- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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