- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

I had a submarine.... once

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

whats black? the colour

A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

Stop. Seriously stop.

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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