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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

What's stupid a light bulb.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What's better than a stick? A stone