- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

every cloud has a silver lining

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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