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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

A van drives into a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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