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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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