Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

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jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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