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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

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