What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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