A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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