"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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Women's rights.

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

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Why did the chicken cross the road---- because he's having financial and relationship related problems that make his life so hideously unbearable that he wants to kill himself and because he's a chicken and cannot overdose or hang himself he goes for the most viable option as to run across a busy street in hopes of getting smashed to oblivion by a car

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An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

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whats bloop with an m? matthew

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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