What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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jibby jobby

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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what does a chair look like? a chair.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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