Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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im gay

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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