If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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