Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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A dyslexic blind man

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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