Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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A 14 year girl enjoys exploring the sexual regions of her body, whilst having one of her intimate sessions her brother walks into her room. Her brother was a rather sexual 17 year old, who has had sex with several different girls, and is not afraid to try new things. the brother says " get a room to his sister... oh wait" and walks out

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What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

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What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

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What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

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Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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