What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

jibby jobby

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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