How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

wanna hear a joke womens rights

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

France had one revolution

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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