- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

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