Why did the fish fly It didn't

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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