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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Dick Cheney That's the joke

A van drives into a car.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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