- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

What's red and can sing? Elmo

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

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