- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

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