What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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I'm Polish.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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jibby jobby

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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