What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

My Nan, that is all.

Knock, Knock Come in

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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