- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

your no better than a cockroach

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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