A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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i dont fisish anythi

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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