once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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Lol! Why you wanna know?

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why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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