- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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