So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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