What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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Knock knock Go fuck yourself

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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