- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What does two plus two equal? 4

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

What's stupid a light bulb.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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