Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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Obama lin Baden.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

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Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

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A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

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How's the weather? Good.

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You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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