- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

This is an anti- joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

A fat guy!

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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