What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

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What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

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what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

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Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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