- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

What comes after Friday? A ?.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??