- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

women's rights.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

knock knock i have diarrhea

A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

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