Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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