Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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