- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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How high is the sky? True or False

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Racial equality.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

knock knock come in

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.