- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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