what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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