How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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