- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

HURT

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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