Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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