- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do I hate? people

France had one revolution

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

wanna hear a joke womens rights

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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