- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

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