- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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