- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Justin beiber's penis

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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