Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Ily bae

The Ohio State Buckeyes

What's 2+2? Fish

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

you see theres this guy.

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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