- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Caramel Boing.

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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