- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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