Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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I'm Polish.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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jibby jobby

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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