- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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