- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

Caramel Boing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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