What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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i saw amango it splootered

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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