- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

What's just not right? Left

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

I went to school. Then I came home.

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