I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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