- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

What hurts like hell? HELL

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Yanter, Look it up

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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