what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What's 2+2? Fish

you see theres this guy.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What do I hate? people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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