- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

I'm Polish.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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