- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Water? I hardly know her.

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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