- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

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