Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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run farther?

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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