Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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