What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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I hate Jews The Holocaust

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j.p. is dumb

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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