What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

thumb_up thumb_down -8

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -8

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

thumb_up thumb_down -8

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

thumb_up thumb_down -8

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

thumb_up thumb_down -8

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Fine, ladies first.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

thumb_up thumb_down -8

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops