why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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8--------------------- penis

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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