What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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Dude man, I'm high...

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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