Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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Chlamydia

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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How Do You Fart Eat Beans

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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