What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Women outside of the kitchen.

Penis

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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