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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

The WNBA

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

this website is a bad joke

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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