- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

And Stephen Hawking said.

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