roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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