What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

can you touch your toes? no

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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