What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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Where's my tractor?

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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