- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

What's long and black The unemployment line

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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