- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's funny? Rape

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

speak now or forever hold your pee

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

What's 9 + 10 19

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Ready for something funny? nothing

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Black people in Camden NJ.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Wenis Penis

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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