Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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