- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

a man makes a bad joke

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