- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

taking out the trash... at night

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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