- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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