what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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kieran is a homosexual

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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deez nuts

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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Click here for free sandwich.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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