- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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