What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

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How did Chris die? Bush-fire

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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Ms Leong Sux

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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