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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Poker? I barely even know her.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

A guy walks into a bar

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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