How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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time to spruce up!

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9/11

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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