- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

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What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

poopy is poopy

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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