- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man makes a bad joke

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

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