- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

XD Jackass.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

a man makes a bad joke

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

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