Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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why am I writing this...im bored

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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Matthew Wyckoff

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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