- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

This is a random Anti joke.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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