What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

jibby jobby

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Women's Rights

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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