Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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What do you call a Jew A Jew

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Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

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What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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