- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

I have cancer. And you're next.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

You know what's funny? Rape

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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