- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

I Have a Black Friend

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

Women deserve equal rights.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

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