How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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jibby jobby

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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