- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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