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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Justin Bieber

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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