Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

hi mom

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

I was watching Fox news.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

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