Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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I'm Polish.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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