- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

Whats funny? Your face.

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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