- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

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