- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Whats 1+1? window!

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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