- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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