- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

Grace Ackerson

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