- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

A man died.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

I am quite mature.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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