Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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