Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

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A man walks into a bar

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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