A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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