- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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