A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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