What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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