What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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The foreskin of a baby gorilla

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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