- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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