Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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I'm so punny.

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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And Stephen Hawking said.

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thermodynamics?

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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How old are you? 7

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Once upon a time a was born

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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