I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

hi mom

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

What did the snake say to the rat?

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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