What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

womans rights...

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

Womens basketball

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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