whats the stage after cancer? you die

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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A man walks into a bar

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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How high is the sky? True or False

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Anti Joke

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