Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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Anti Joke

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