PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Detroit has a low crime rate

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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