Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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Anti Joke

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