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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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