- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

nolan is gay

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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