- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

I am quite mature.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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