What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Is maynaise an instrument?

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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Nickelback

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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