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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

What's 2+2? Fish

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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