- Anti Joke

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

A Chinese man fails a math test