- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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