What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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