- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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