Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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