- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Adam Chebali is awesome

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

hers a joke... japanese people

a black man walks out of popeyes

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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