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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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