What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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Small Penis.

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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