- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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