Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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Justin Bieber.

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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womans having rights.

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

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How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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In an effort to bond, the American president and North Korean Supreme Leader place a bet on a football game. If the President was correct, the Supreme Leader would have to buy them a drink, and vice versa. The game is close but in the end the President's bet wins. He asks for the drink, but the Supreme Leader refuses. An argument breaks out, and lasts for several hours. Eventually the Supreme Leader becomes too infuriated, and leaves. So the next day, North Korea declares war on America and launches nuclear missiles towards them, millions of lives are lost, and the world descends into anarchy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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