- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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