- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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Sir, your wife is dead

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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