Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Immigration Laws

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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