- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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