- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

PENIS that is all

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

baloney sandwich

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

i have yougurt mit traktor

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

you see theres this guy.

an ethopian thanksgiving

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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