A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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su algato es en fuego

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How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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