- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Waseem is a hard worker.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Christ is a conspiracy

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