- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? When you think that there is no worm in your apple, but after your second bite you look down in disgust as you notice you have eaten half of the worm and see the other half wriggling about in your apple.

What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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