four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

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Nickelback.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

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How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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