- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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