- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

You had better thumbs up this post.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

whats green and slimy? green slim

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

destiny

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Obama = ebola

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

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