Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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Hey

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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Albert <3 Hunter

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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Pickles are powerful

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What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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