What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Ross.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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