- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

I'm hungry.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

Whats funny? Your face.

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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