why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

baloney sandwich

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

So these two girls have a cup .

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

i have yougurt mit traktor

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

an ethopian thanksgiving

you see theres this guy.

What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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