A Jewish man walks by a penny.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

JOSH BROWN STOP ADDING PEOPLES NAMES TO THE END OF YOUR TRUE STORIES!

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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