- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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