- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Women outside of the kitchen.

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