- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mama's so fat... that's it

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

A fish swims up your penis...

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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