- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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