What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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A Jewish man walks by a penny.

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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