- Anti Joke

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part