- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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