want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

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John Cena

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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