- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

The FCC

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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