Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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thermodynamics?

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

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What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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