- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

the NAACP

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

knock knock? come in

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

If life gives you lemonade.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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