- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

How old are you? 7

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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