- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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