A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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