What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

can you touch your toes? no

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

N-E Pats never cheated

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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