- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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