- Anti Joke

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

What's brown an sticky Shit

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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