- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

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