- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Granny porn!

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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