- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

25

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??