If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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snowglobe

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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