Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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Female rights.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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