What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

thumb_up thumb_down +9

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

thumb_up thumb_down +9

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

thumb_up thumb_down +7

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Justin beiber's penis

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

thumb_up thumb_down +7

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Burp

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops