- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

What is worse than torture? Not much.

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

This is not a joke.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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