two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Do you want icecream, Björn?

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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