chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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