- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

you gay?

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

united we sit, cause we're fat

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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