Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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