- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

knock knock Dave's not here.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

who is gay wit mon james cornish

star wars kid

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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