how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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if you don't like this you're gay

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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